How Common Do You Say

Alex: How common do you find common sense common?

Sam: Common-wealth?

Dirty Sports

Alex: Sam! Do you want to play baseball?

Sam: First base, second base or third?

Alex: How dare you... You know what?! I was thinking of a home run, but bases are fine.

Sam: Damn!

Serious Readings

As usual, Sam was reading a story - Fishing in Miagao - written by Florence Yul N. Saquian. The story narrates a small seaside town that taught the author so much about the world. (Alex thought in case you ponder, you can have a read here.)

Anyway, when Sam reads through this particular part "I would also hunt for beetles that fed on the buds at the apex of the trees and invent new monkey swings. But every time I did that, I would end up breaking an arm", instead of making him sentimental, he wondered,


"Seriously, how many arms do you have?"

Not Enough Time?

Alex: Heck! I'm running out of time! I need more time!

Sam: Why are you running out of time when you need more time? You should stay in it instead of running out of it! Isn't it?

Paintball Competition II

After Sam's refusal to join the competition (part I - here), Alex braced herself to face the challenge.

Surprisingly, Alex turned out to be the first runner-up of the paintball competition. As the organiser put it,

"Congratulations to our first runner-up, who successfully painted 27 balls in ten minutes."


Yea. It really was a paint-ball competition. Sam was right, always.

A Beautiful Misunderstanding

The conversation below took place at a stairway. Sam was standing on the top, and Alex was standing on the bottom.


Sam: I'm gonna beat the crap out of you!

Alex: Come down, man.


It ended up with Sam beating the crap out of Alex. After a few weeks, Sam apologised to Alex.


Sam: I'm sorry.

Alex: I told you to calm down but you never listened.

Milo's Best Ambassador

Who do you think it would be the best ambassador for Nestle Milo?

Sam: Baby Milo!

Alex: Or, Milo Ventimiglia. Your pick.