10 Shortcuts To Losing Weight

Yes. There are shortcuts to losing weight. We understand that a variety of reports/articles had claimed that there is no shortcut to weight loss. But they were wrong. Consider the following noble shortcuts:


1) Throw away your weighing machine.

2) Stay away from a mirror.

3) Stay away from anything that reflects light.

4) Get a carnival mirror. (The kind that can only make you slimmer.)

5) Jump off a building. (The frictional force helps.)

6) Drink oil. (Oil is lighter than water, scientifically proven.)

7) Keep a vase. (Pick a sexy/slim-shaped. You might look like it someday.)

8) Stay away from people. (You look smaller from a distance.)

9) Change your name to Slimmy. (You sound slimmish.)

10) Do yourself a favour. Stop looking for shortcuts!