Now This Is Awkward

Alex walks into the living room while Sam is sitting on the couch, her favourite seat. She then gets furious and asks him to immediately vacate the chair.


Sam: You know what? I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna sit still.

Alex: Fine!


Alex has never been so angry. Now, Sam wonders if this is worth it. After a few minutes...


Sam: Do you mind to take over for a while? I gotta go...leave for a bit.

Alex: Where to?

Sam: I'm just gonna do...something.

Alex: What?

Sam: Answer a call.

Alex: What call? I hear nothing.

Sam: Erm... Nature's call.

Your Guide To Investing, bla bla & bla bla bla

Alex saw the latest issue of Reader's Digest, which says "Your Guide to Investing, Saving & Making the Most of Your Money" on its cover. She told Sam about it and started asking questions.


Alex: What do you know about that?

Sam: I know it's not a tour guide.

Ales: What?

Sam: The guide.

Alex: Yes... Of course.

Sam: Maybe it's a girl. You know, girl guide?

Barbecue In The Rain

Amazing thing happens when you barbecue in the rain.

You get free soup!

Simplify Your Words

They say, a powerful way to achieve effective communication, is to simplify your words. Right now; right here, we are gonna prove this wrong to you.


Sam: Hey, Alex. What are you doing?

Alex: I'm eating chicken chop, apple pie and some desserts.

Sam: You know. You could have simplified your words.

Alex: How?

Sam: Just say you're gaining weight.

Alex: !@#$%^&*()


See? Not so effective after all.

I Know What You Want, Yea

When you are desperate to get something out from someone, who insists to not give it to you, you may consider the following solution. (Remember. Only when you're desperate enough.)


Alex: Seriously, give that to me.

Sam: No way.

Alex: Don't make me do this to you.

Sam: Oh yea? What are you going to do? Hit me?

Alex: No. But... Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you, I know what you want, you know I got it...


Sam handed over to Alex. But that's an isolated case. Alex knows what he wants. And in your case, odds are, you won't get it.

It's A Gift From God

"I can improvise under basically any circumstances, it's a gift from God," Sam claimed. Alex did not believe nor give a shit about that. A week later, Alex came to realise...


Alex: Hey, Sam! Do you know of someone who did aeronautical study?

Sam: Absolutely.

Alex: Oh yeah? Name one.

Sam: Erm... Aerosmith. Told you, it's a gift.

Steps To Gaining Weight

First step, eat.

There is no second step.

When Animals Fall From The Sky

Sam: Oh my God. Did you see the animals falling from the sky?

Alex: What the heck are you talking about?

Sam: I'm sorry. I meant, it's raining animals.

Alex: Go to hell.

Sam: Okay. Allow me to rephrase. It's raining pets.

Alex: What pets?

Sam: Cats and dogs.

April Fools' Day

The teacher has informed the class that every student is to do a presentation on the following day, April 1, 2011. Alex figured that it is definitely a prank pulled by the teacher so she didn't prepare a thing.

On the next day, Alex was late to class. The moment she stepped into the classroom, the stage has been set and everyone was waiting for the first presenter. Upon seeing Alex, the teacher said, "Alright. Alex, you will be the first presenter of the day".

Alex stood there. She didn't prepare a thing, remember? The teacher told her to stop wasting time and say something.


Alex: ...April Fools'?