Sunday, June 12, 2011

Serious Pillow Talks

Alex has been tossing and turning on bed. She couldn't fall asleep because of the obnoxious project.


Alex: Set me free.

Sam: Set you on fire seems rather interesting.

Alex: Get out of my mind! (Yes, they are telepath-ing.)

Sam: How did you find out I'm in your mind?

Alex: You're so dead.

Sam: Alright then. If this is what you want, I now pronounce you a freed-Alex.

Alex: Thank you!

Sam: Don't mention it. And good luck on your project!

Alex: Tee-hee.

Sam: Aren't you gonna thank me again?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Gross Posing System

Sam likes to second guest everything. He has trust issues. However, heading to an exotic city, he is going to need a GPS. Sam refers it to Gross Posing System. Yes. He does not like how it poses in the car.

Anyway, after spending half day on the road, Sam did not manage to get to whatever place he was going. Why? Alex will tell you why.

Alex: This idiot never listened to the directions told!

This is what had transpired, again and again and again and again and again.

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GPS: In three hundred meters, turn left.

Sam: Yea. Like I'd believe you.